I had to try it.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
dont know my parents middle names..middle names arent that big in french..

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Jean-Claude Donas

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Trupa
(hihi)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Mouse
(im drawing this one day..)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
dont have a middle name.......Paule Cap-de-la-Madeleine.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Mojito.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Paare

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Pistachio Sablé
(drawing this too...)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Toto 27
?

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Black Orchid Swedish Berry ...

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Ariel Des Plaines
eww..plaines...pleine....«full»...?